November 11, 2009 - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Live life on the LEDGE!
In great pursuit of justice, Secret Exit is proud to announce the intention to develop the game that pushes the LEDGE over the EDGE. A veritable assault on the senses, unerring in its purpose and proud of its heritage!
"Millions of downloads of our unstoppable Dismount™ series of games have brought us to believe in developing games almost as much as trademarking random dictionary entries." says Jani Kahrama, Chief Sledge™ of Secret Exit.
"In fact, as soon as our next game, LEDGE DISMOUNT™ is released, we are proud to announce our intention to trademark and patent the concept of Secret Exit in relation of computer entertainment. We look forward to charging plumbers, hedgehogs and other creatures and characters of platform variety a hefty license fee if they wish to pursue departures of clandestine nature." continues Jani Kahrama, Head of Licensing and IP Protection at Secret Exit.
Ledge Dismount™ will be released in March 2024, or sooner, should our failing licensing negotiations encourage us to do something constructive.
About the developers:
Secret Exit is an edgy developer with a strong belief in the awesome power of press releases and trademarking. For self-improvement, click
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Announcing: Ledge Dismount!
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